Theory of Computing ------------------- Title : Dimension-Free $L_2$ Maximal Inequality for Spherical Means in the Hypercube Authors : Aram W. Harrow, Alexandra Kolla, and Leonard J. Schulman Volume : 10 Number : 3 Pages : 55-75 URL : https://theoryofcomputing.org/articles/v010a003 Abstract -------- We establish the maximal inequality claimed in the title. In combinatorial terms this has the implication that for sufficiently small $\epsilon>0$, for all $n$, any marking of an $\epsilon$ fraction of the vertices of the $n$-dimensional hypercube necessarily leaves a vertex $x$ such that marked vertices are a minority of every sphere centered at $x$.